There still could be a Trump on the 2028 presidential ticket, maybe,
With Donald Trump Jr. emerging as a potential political nepo baby.
Now the MAGA base is looking askance
At its former darling, JD Vance,
Giving Don Jr. an opening to keep the “nasty” in “political dynasty.”
The year-end holidays are meant for cheer, good times and fun,
But the celebrations can make one wish one was a Mohammedan.
It’s a silly season of foolish frivolity,
Interspersed with fake cheer and forced jollity,
And you can only make it worse by playing the survival game Whamageddon.
There’s nothing Donald Trump won’t slap with the “Trump brand,”
And now he’s turned his rebranding attention to “Trump Republican.”
He has in mind an unpronounceable dose of
The “voiceless labial-alveolar plosive,”
Which is what you must execute in order to actually say “TPUBLICAN.”
Willamette Week:Phil Knight has broken his own record for political spending. The 87-year-old Nike co-founder wrote a $3 million check to the Bring Balance to Salem PAC on Oct. 22, according to a new filing with the Oregon secretary of state.
Bring Balance was formed in 2021. The PAC spent nearly $5 million in 2022 and just over $5 million in 2024, all in support of Republican legislative candidates.
Oregon Live: It is the single largest donation Knight has made to an Oregon candidate or political action committee, according to campaign finance records.
KGW8:Knight’s wealth was estimated to be $35.7 billion by Forbes magazine’s list of richest Americans this year, where he was ranked 26th among 400 billionaires.
From Trump’s “stolen election” lies, we can’t get no relief,
He carps on about stolen votes, but he never names the thief.
Somebody needs to tell this guy
Americans aren’t buying his lies,
And that he’s turned us into the United States of Disbelief.
