It was John Roberts’ SCOTUS that gave Donald Trump executive immunity,
So he can break the economy and kidnap, starve and murder folks with impunity.
But for every human being he kills
For vengeance, greed or thrills,
Roberts and his conservative co-conspirators are guilty of complicity.
For Donald Trump, international laws are just something to skirt,
And he really doesn’t care if innocent people get killed or hurt.
So you fellas from the Venezuela side
Who are considering taking a boat ride,
Think twice about wearing your official Tren de Aragua T-shirt.
Like everything, Donald Trump has cheapened the Presidential Medal of Freedom.
He bestows them on creeps and clowns willy-nilly, as if they were presidential pardons.
You don’t have to be brave or heroic,
Or particularly steadfast or stoic,
To earn what we’re now calling the Trump Presidential Medal of Sheep Dung.
In the wake of Charlie Kirk’s murder, social media is in disarray,
And the right wing’s impulse to control free speech is fully on display.
It’s a campaign of naming and shaming,
Of doxxing and blocking and blaming,
Where the First Amendment only guarantees my right to decide what you can say.
Charlie Kirk’s assassination has ignited the MAGA base,
Which responded with its usual measured calm and grace.
But really, there’s no need to be worried,
For ultimately, justice can’t be hurried,
And the Federal Bureau of Incompetence’s Bongino and Patel are on the case.
From Trump’s “stolen election” lies, we can’t get no relief,
He carps on about stolen votes, but he never names the thief.
Somebody needs to tell this guy
Americans aren’t buying his lies,
And that he’s turned us into the United States of Disbelief.
