Year: 2023
Foremost Outpost Host
The United States strives to be a good host,
Welcoming your poor, your tired, etc., to our coasts.
But when it comes to the Chinese,
We should stop aiming to please,
Since learning we’ve been hosting secret police outposts.
Schumer: If McCarthy Stays Course, We’re Headed Toward Default
“I’ll be blunt. If Speaker McCarthy continues in this direction, we are headed toward a default.”
— Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY), quoted by Punchbowl News, on the latest proposal by Speaker Kevin McCarthy to raise the debt ceiling.
Two Thirds Say GOP Should Not Meddle in Trump Probes
67%
A new CBS News/You Gov poll found that 67% of Americans said that GOP lawmakers shouldn’t interfere with the investigations involving Donald Trump, while 33% said that GOP lawmakers should make an effort to stop law enforcement investigations into Trump.
AWOL in the Downfall
As the cold rains fell, on and on,
And Fort Lauderdale sank on down,
Floridians were asking,
While slogging and bailing:
Where, oh where, is our Governor Ron?


