A So-Called Judge
Donald Trump quoted “Judge” Napolitano without a care,
After the “judge” “reported” Obama’d wiretapped Trump’s golden lair.
If you embarrass Trump,
You’ll take your lumps,
Which is why Fox News’ Napolitano is off the air.
Month: March 2017
Nasty House Dose
Donald’s pushing hard to drum up support for his healthcare bill,
But he’s finding there’s not a lot of conservative will on the Hill.
So they tweak a provision here,
Then bump up a subsidy there,
But no matter what they do, it’s still a bitter, bitter pill.
The Do-Nothing POTUS
So, Donald Trump has nominated Neil Gorsuch,
But as a president pareil he’s a nonesuch.
His travel bans are blocked,
His budget plan’s been knocked,
After two months in office, Trump hasn’t done much.
Seize the Clay
The way Donald Trump sees it,
He’s building the Wall ’cause we need it.
To protect the nation,
He’ll use condemnation,
And if he needs your land, he’ll just seize it.
16 House Republicans Oppose Healthcare Bill
16
The Hill: “Republican leaders are aiming to move quickly on legislation to repeal and replace ObamaCare, with a vote by the full House slated for Thursday. But the plan faces a difficult path, with at least 16 House Republicans in opposition. … Assuming all Democrats vote against the legislation, GOP leaders cannot afford more than 21 defections in the House and two in the Senate.”
Less Than a Quarter Back Trumpcare Bill
24%
A new Public Policy Polling survey finds just 24% of voters support the GOP health care bill as compared to 49% who are opposed. Even among Republican voters only 37% are in favor of the proposal to 22% who are against it, and 41% who aren’t sure one way or another.
Evidence of Spicer’s Confidence
Sean Spicer’s “very confident” that evidence will emerge,
That Obama wiretapped Trump — they’re on the verge.
But without a doubt,
If it doesn’t come out,
They’ll just orchestrate another government purge.
Go to Hell Ebell!
Goddamn that asshole Myron Ebell!
Why don’t he just die and go to hell!
If he has his say,
He’ll gut the EPA,
At a time when our planet just ain’t doing so well.
