Month: April 2016
Despite Primary Losses, Sanders Continues to Pull in Money
$44 million
Bernie Sanders’s latest fundraising haul. “[It] was amassed as his path to the nomination narrowed substantially, leaving him with a daunting deficit in convention delegates. Such a feat amounts to defying political gravity, campaign-finance experts say: When candidates start losing primaries, as Mr. Sanders did during the first half of the month, the flow of donations typically slows significantly,” reports the Wall Street Journal. “But Mr. Sanders’s fundraising has continued apace, fueled largely by small-dollar online donors.”
Trump’s Ex Explains Why We Need Immigrants
As long as you come here legally and get a proper job . . . we need immigrants. Who’s going to vacuum our living rooms and clean up after us? Americans don’t like to do that.
— Ivana Trump, quoted by the New York Post.
Esurance Wins April Fool’s Day with Election Insurance Ad
Trump or Cruz? Either way, we’re all moving to Canada (ironic that we might be fleeing the Canadian by moving to the land of his birth and first six years), so get your election insurance now!


