Year: 2015
Romney’s Departure from Race Doesn’t Help Bush in Swing States
32%
Percentage of Florida Republicans who would vote for Jeb Bush with Mitt Romney out of the race, followed by 10 percent in Ohio and 12 percent in Pennsylvania, a new Quinnipiac poll finds. Other Republican contenders are close, or even ahead in Ohio and Pennsylvania.
Your Elected Representative Is an Internet Troll
As politicians become increasingly comfortable with social media, they’ve also begun dabbling in its darker impulses, employing tweets and Facebook posts as bait in a partisan war of words. Yes, trolling—the act of gleefully using the Internet to intentionally provoke or anger someone—is fast becoming a substitute for political discourse in America.
— Bloomberg News.
N.C. Lawmaker Suggests that Restaurant Workers Shouldn’t Be Forced to Wash Hands
I don’t have any problem with Starbucks if they choose to opt out of this policy as long as they post a sign that says we don’t require our employees to wash their hands after leaving the restroom. The market will take care of that. It’s one example.
— Sen. Thom Tillis (R-NC), saying that restaurants should be allowed to opt out of regulations requiring restaurant employees to wash their hands, the Washington Post reports.
The Horror — Ted Cruz Stoned
Teenagers are often known for their lack of judgment, and Sen. Cruz was no exception. When he was a teenager, he foolishly experimented with marijuana. It was a mistake, and he’s never tried it since.
— Statement from Sen. Ted Cruz’s (R-TX) office, admitting to the Daily Mail that the senator used marijuana as a teenager.
Rubio the Cubano
We’ve not heard the last of young Marco Rubio,
Who has presidential aspirations out the culo.
At Senate hearings
He makes it clear he’s
The Republican Party’s el numero uno Cubano.
Clinton Can Say It Loud When She Really Means It
The science is clear: The earth is round, the sky is blue, and #vaccineswork. Let’s protect all our kids. #GrandmothersKnowBest
Former Secretary of State and Senator Hillary Clinton, weighing in on Twitter about the anti-vaccination movement, which is responsible for recent measles outbreaks. Clinton, who wasn’t as plain-spoken about her support for same-sex marriage during an appearance on NPR’s Fresh Air, seemed to be reacting to statements from Gov. Chris Christie (R-NJ) and Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky) expressing support for parents who choose not to vaccinate. Both are potential 2016 presidential candidates, as is Clinton.
You’re More Likely to be Killed by a Gun than a Car

The bad news is you’re more likely to take a bullet, especially if you’re under 25.


