Jeb Bush’s presidential potential is looking great,
And he’s collecting donations at an astounding rate.
But he’s still maintaining
That he’s still not running,
Though if it walks, talks and takes money like one, it’s a candidate.
Trump’s renaming of Lake Ontario has created a litmus test —
Yield, and rename it Lake America, at Donald Trump’s behest,
Like Google and Apple, which already capitulated,
Changing the name just like Dear Leader stipulated,
But there’s one defiant holdout — the original mapping site, Mapquest.
