Day: October 3, 2014
Obama May Not Be on the Ballot in November, But His Policies Are
I am not on the ballot this fall. Michelle’s pretty happy about that. But make no mistake: these policies are on the ballot. Every single one of them.
— President Obama, quoted by the Washington Post.
George Says He’d Vote for Jeb — But Not for Political Reasons
I would definitely vote for him, I think it’s safe to say, otherwise I may not be invited back home for Thanksgiving.
— George P. Bush (R), quoted by the Wall Street Journal, on whether he would support a White House bid for his father Jeb. He had previously said he was “staying out of the race.”
Here’s Our Chance
Ebola’s a tough bug, and medically it vexes.
We want it quickly contained before it infects us.
Well, they wanted to secede,
So let’s give ’em what they need.
We think its high time we quarantined ALL of Texas.
