Day: August 1, 2013
Palin’s PAC Supports … Palin’s PAC
$5,000
Amount of the $496,505.68 spent by SarahPAC in the first six months of the year that actually went to political candidates, National Journal reports. Sarah Palin’s political action committee “brought in just over $460,000 during the first half of 2013, well short of its fundraising totals for the same period in previous years,” the Anchorage Daily News reports. SarahPAC ended June with about $1.1 million in cash available.
Prepare for the Economic Collapse — The End Is Nigh!
We need to prepare for the inevitable collapse that is going to happen: You know it’s going to happen. That’s right, I am a politician and I am standing up here and saying that.
— Washington state Rep. Matt Shea (R), quoted by the Seattle Post-Intelligencer, on the coming economic collapse.
Unusual Hamburger Toppings
There once was a Chinaman named Li,
Who took his pet turtle on a spree.
He disguised the poor critter
As a KFC hamburger,
But could not get it past airport security.


