We’re going to miss your next Senate campaign, Michelle.
In your upcoming job search, though, we wish you well.
You can’t be overjoyed
About being unemployed,
‘Cause hanging around the house with Marcus all day would be hell.
Trump’s renaming of Lake Ontario has created a litmus test —
Yield, and rename it Lake America, at Donald Trump’s behest,
Like Google and Apple, which already capitulated,
Changing the name just like Dear Leader stipulated,
But there’s one defiant holdout — the original mapping site, Mapquest.
