After the blast yesterday in the heart of Boston,
There was many an act of valor uncommon.
But what we learned
As tears and rage burned,
Is that the war on terror is the endless marathon.
Connect:
Terror Always Wins
Poetic Justice
Pundits say that Trump’s $5,000 midterm bribe was an overreach,
And they agree that if lies were a crime, he’d be impeached.
Despite all the dividend promises he’s made,
The fact is, not one has ever been paid,
So even before the midterms, he already owes us $8,000* each.
*$5000 stimulus checks via “DOGE dividend”; $2000 stimulus checks via a “tariff dividend”; $1000-plus checks via “savings” from expiring Affordable Care Act subsidies
Great job, Buck!