I need this job like I need a hole in the head.
— House Speaker John Boehner (R-OH), in an interview with the Wall Street Journal.
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Boehner Says He Doesn’t Need Speaker’s Job
Poetic Justice
Trump’s renaming of Lake Ontario has created a litmus test —
Yield, and rename it Lake America, at Donald Trump’s behest,
Like Google and Apple, which already capitulated,
Changing the name just like Dear Leader stipulated,
But there’s one defiant holdout — the original mapping site, Mapquest.
