Billy Crystal, er, that Other Comedian, Bill Kristol, Suggests GOP Raise Taxes on Rich

It won’t kill the country if we raise taxes a little bit on millionaires. It really won’t, I don’t think. I don’t really understand why Republicans don’t take Obama’s offer. … Really? The Republican Party is going to fall on its sword to defend a bunch of millionaires, half of whom voted Democratic and half of whom live in Hollywood and are hostile?

— Weekly Standard editor Bill Kristol, urging the Republican Party to accept new ideas, “including the much-criticized suggestion by Democrats that taxes be allowed to go up on the wealthy,” the Huffington Post reports.

Hughes Vows to Hew Tongue of Next Republican Male Who Misspeaks About Rape

If another Republican man says anything about rape other than it is a horrific, violent crime, I want to personally cut out his tongue. The college-age daughters of many of my friends voted for Obama because they were completely turned off by Neanderthal comments like the suggestion of ‘legitimate rape.’

— Former Bush adviser Karen Hughes, quoted by Politico.

Mega-Church Pastor Says Obama Paving Way for Antichrist

I want you to hear me tonight, I am not saying that President Obama is the Antichrist, I am not saying that at all. One reason I know he’s not the Antichrist is the Antichrist is going to have much higher poll numbers when he comes. … But what I am saying is this: the course he is choosing to lead our nation is paving the way for the future reign of the Antichrist.

— Robert Jeffress, a Texas mega-church pastor, saying that President Obama’s re-election victory would lead to the rise of the Antichrist, the Christian Post reports.