A new hashtag is lighting up on Twitter: #RomneyHardships. Among those listed:
- So many connecting flights to get to your Swiss banks
- “I can’t hire illegals, I’m running for President for Pete’s sake.”
- So annoying that they won’t just let me buy Twitter outright…
- Nobody ever has change for a $10,000 bill.
- Car elevator becomes stuck between Bentley and Ferrari floors
- Having to pretend the greatest achievement of your time as Mass. governor never happened
- Not being able to “retroactively retire” from this miserable loser of a race
- Fact-checkers
- Trying to avoid situations where he’ll have to admit he thinks his mormon god lives on the planet Kolob
A promoted tweet from Paul Ryan appears at the top of the search: “Our economy runs on freedom, not government. It’s time we put our faith back in the American people #BelieveInAmerica #RomneyRyan2012”
In addition, there are a few tweets of support for Romney, including these completely not angry contributions:
- Having to deal with the tremendous amount of morons who think 4yrs of failure isn’t enough…#fail
- Paying $4,000,000.00 in taxes in one year, only to have zero-paying recipients whine he’s not paying his “fair share”
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