SAFE DRINKING GAME: Drink when you see a non-white person in the Republican Convention audience.
— LOLGOP on Twitter
Connect:
The Game to Play Before You Drive
Poetic Justice
In the diplomatic ranks, trained professionals toil,
To keep the peace and tamp down foreign turmoil.
But for Greek ambassador,
Trump picked an artful dodger —
The grifting, drunken blackmailer Kimberly Guilfoyle.
That wasn’t working for me, so I changed the rules. I started taking a drink each time I saw a middle-aged white male who is an expert on the physiology of rape and incest. Got hammered immediately!