What’s that in your mouth? Oh, it’s lips!
You know man-meat goes right to your hips!
Seems everybody’s doing it, doing it —
Biting it off and chewing it, chewing it,
‘Cause we’re in the midst of a zombie apocalypse!
Trump’s renaming of Lake Ontario has created a litmus test —
Yield, and rename it Lake America, at Donald Trump’s behest,
Like Google and Apple, which already capitulated,
Changing the name just like Dear Leader stipulated,
But there’s one defiant holdout — the original mapping site, Mapquest.
