It’s a wonder that Greensboro’s not in a furor
Over the antics of the blond alternate juror.
With a wink and a giggle
She made John Edwards wriggle,
But with his luck she’s a spy for the Enquirer.
Connect:
The Jury’s Out
Poetic Justice
Trump’s renaming of Lake Ontario has created a litmus test —
Yield, and rename it Lake America, at Donald Trump’s behest,
Like Google and Apple, which already capitulated,
Changing the name just like Dear Leader stipulated,
But there’s one defiant holdout — the original mapping site, Mapquest.
