O, the Tea Party’s unnerved by the GOP’s plight.
They worry Mitt Romney won’t put up much of a fight.
They’re not quite neo-Nazis
Or jack-booted crazies,
But they do think Alan West ain’t far enough to the right …
Trump’s renaming of Lake Ontario has created a litmus test —
Yield, and rename it Lake America, at Donald Trump’s behest,
Like Google and Apple, which already capitulated,
Changing the name just like Dear Leader stipulated,
But there’s one defiant holdout — the original mapping site, Mapquest.
