Now Ron Paul’s Dropped out of the race,
Leaving Romney all alone in first place.
But libertarians ain’t delicate,
So when he’s counting delegates,
Mitt’d better count twice in Tampa, just in case.
Connect:
Ayn Over Yet!
Poetic Justice
Pundits say that Trump’s $5,000 midterm bribe was an overreach,
And they agree that if lies were a crime, he’d be impeached.
Despite all the dividend promises he’s made,
The fact is, not one has ever been paid,
So even before the midterms, he already owes us $8,000* each.
*$5000 stimulus checks via “DOGE dividend”; $2000 stimulus checks via a “tariff dividend”; $1000-plus checks via “savings” from expiring Affordable Care Act subsidies
