The TSA’s the front line in the war on terror,
And agents perform their tasks with gusto and fervor.
He went on Fox News,
Said he was abused,
But really, who’d want to hand-rape Geraldo Rivera?
Connect:
A Prurient Pat-Down
Poetic Justice
Trump’s renaming of Lake Ontario has created a litmus test —
Yield, and rename it Lake America, at Donald Trump’s behest,
Like Google and Apple, which already capitulated,
Changing the name just like Dear Leader stipulated,
But there’s one defiant holdout — the original mapping site, Mapquest.
