She fell for a guy who had a way with the ladies,
But who’s farther right than Matt Hannity with rabies.
As a lifelong lefty liberal,
A right-wing romance made her fearful:
“Will I birth a bunch of Republican babies?”
Trump’s renaming of Lake Ontario has created a litmus test —
Yield, and rename it Lake America, at Donald Trump’s behest,
Like Google and Apple, which already capitulated,
Changing the name just like Dear Leader stipulated,
But there’s one defiant holdout — the original mapping site, Mapquest.
