It was old white men who crafted the ultrasound bill, natch.
They said the bill is good because it comes with a catch.
They say it’s not intrusive,
Cruel, unusual or abusive —
If the slut just closes her eyes, she doesn’t have to watch!
Pundits say that Trump’s $5,000 midterm bribe was an overreach,
And they agree that if lies were a crime, he’d be impeached.
Despite all the dividend promises he’s made,
The fact is, not one has ever been paid,
So even before the midterms, he already owes us $8,000* each.
*$5000 stimulus checks via “DOGE dividend”; $2000 stimulus checks via a “tariff dividend”; $1000-plus checks via “savings” from expiring Affordable Care Act subsidies
