As the Iowa caucases finally get under way,
We momentarily reflect on the great state of Ioway —
It’s too evangelical, too white,
Way too rural and too uptight.
So who — besides a half-dozen Republicans — really cares what happens there today?
Trump’s renaming of Lake Ontario has created a litmus test —
Yield, and rename it Lake America, at Donald Trump’s behest,
Like Google and Apple, which already capitulated,
Changing the name just like Dear Leader stipulated,
But there’s one defiant holdout — the original mapping site, Mapquest.
