To some, he’s a hard-headed Massachusetts Yank.
To others, he a loud-mouthed, obnoxious crank.
But whether you’re for him or agin’ him,
They’ll be no forgetting him —
And Congress won’t be the same without you, Barney Frank.
Pundits say that Trump’s $5,000 midterm bribe was an overreach,
And they agree that if lies were a crime, he’d be impeached.
Despite all the dividend promises he’s made,
The fact is, not one has ever been paid,
So even before the midterms, he already owes us $8,000* each.
*$5000 stimulus checks via “DOGE dividend”; $2000 stimulus checks via a “tariff dividend”; $1000-plus checks via “savings” from expiring Affordable Care Act subsidies
