It was a “sport” once favored by drunken slobs,
But the state put an end to the drunken lobs.
Now it’s a line Florida’s crossing
To bring back dwarf tossing —
And give those little people some badly needed jobs.
Connect:
A Little Job
Poetic Justice
Trump’s renaming of Lake Ontario has created a litmus test —
Yield, and rename it Lake America, at Donald Trump’s behest,
Like Google and Apple, which already capitulated,
Changing the name just like Dear Leader stipulated,
But there’s one defiant holdout — the original mapping site, Mapquest.
