It’s not like they stood up in a crowded theater and yelled “FIRE!”
And nobody’s ever confused them with the Associated Press wire.
But when they said Congress
Was taking kids hostage,
The Onion exceeded the Capitol Police’s low tolerance for satire.
Trump’s renaming of Lake Ontario has created a litmus test —
Yield, and rename it Lake America, at Donald Trump’s behest,
Like Google and Apple, which already capitulated,
Changing the name just like Dear Leader stipulated,
But there’s one defiant holdout — the original mapping site, Mapquest.
