The O’Reilly Factor plays fast and loose with the facts
And Bill-O has a penchant for ad hominem attacks.
Bill says if we tax achievement,
There’ll be cause for bereavement —
He’ll close down his show if Obama raises his income tax.
Pundits say that Trump’s $5,000 midterm bribe was an overreach,
And they agree that if lies were a crime, he’d be impeached.
Despite all the dividend promises he’s made,
The fact is, not one has ever been paid,
So even before the midterms, he already owes us $8,000* each.
*$5000 stimulus checks via “DOGE dividend”; $2000 stimulus checks via a “tariff dividend”; $1000-plus checks via “savings” from expiring Affordable Care Act subsidies
