The odds of me being reelected are much higher than the odds of me being elected in the first place.
— President Obama, quoted by Politico, reassuring supporters at a DNC fundraiser last night.
Connect:
Obama Assesses Odds of Re-Election
Poetic Justice
Pundits say that Trump’s $5,000 midterm bribe was an overreach,
And they agree that if lies were a crime, he’d be impeached.
Despite all the dividend promises he’s made,
The fact is, not one has ever been paid,
So even before the midterms, he already owes us $8,000* each.
*$5000 stimulus checks via “DOGE dividend”; $2000 stimulus checks via a “tariff dividend”; $1000-plus checks via “savings” from expiring Affordable Care Act subsidies
