We’re done with old Dick Cheney’s TV book tour.
He used that memoir of his like a skewer —
He got Condi and Colin,
Sideswiped Hillary and kept rollin’,
But now we’ll always remember him as sick, tired and dour.
Connect:
Mean Old Dick
Poetic Justice
Trump’s renaming of Lake Ontario has created a litmus test —
Yield, and rename it Lake America, at Donald Trump’s behest,
Like Google and Apple, which already capitulated,
Changing the name just like Dear Leader stipulated,
But there’s one defiant holdout — the original mapping site, Mapquest.
