He came on strong, the Man from Minn.,
But when the straw poll came, he couldn’t win.
If he couldn’t beat Michele or Ron,
It was clear his campaign was done —
So we say goodbye and good riddance to you, Tim.
Connect:
Exit Manure Spreader!
Poetic Justice
Trump’s renaming of Lake Ontario has created a litmus test —
Yield, and rename it Lake America, at Donald Trump’s behest,
Like Google and Apple, which already capitulated,
Changing the name just like Dear Leader stipulated,
But there’s one defiant holdout — the original mapping site, Mapquest.
