Poor S.C. Gov. Nikki Haley — she looks awfully lonesome on the State House steps addressing a crowd of about 30 Columbia Tea Party supporters, as estimated by the State newspaper. It was supposed to have been so different, if only Donald Trump hadn’t dropped out of the presidential race and canceled his appearance with Haley, say party organizers, about 2,000 people would have attended.
Pundits say that Trump’s $5,000 midterm bribe was an overreach,
And they agree that if lies were a crime, he’d be impeached.
Despite all the dividend promises he’s made,
The fact is, not one has ever been paid,
So even before the midterms, he already owes us $8,000* each.
*$5000 stimulus checks via “DOGE dividend”; $2000 stimulus checks via a “tariff dividend”; $1000-plus checks via “savings” from expiring Affordable Care Act subsidies
