Day: April 22, 2011
Most Think Humans Cause Global Warming
35%
Of adults in 111 countries in 2010 said humans cause global warming, while less than half as many (14%) blame nature. Thirteen percent fault both. Americans are the most likely to blame natural causes, setting them apart from the rest of the developed world, according to Gallup.
Meghan Interviews The Donald: When Unassailable Emptiness Meets Irrepressible Vapidness
Donald Trump: So are we doing a radio show?
Meghan McCain: No, this is an interview for The Daily Beast.
Donald: Oh, OK, good. I like you. I see you a lot on television. I like you and I like your father, I’ll tell you. And I like your mother. I like your whole family. Hey look, I supported your family, right?
— Excerpt from the classic meeting of the media personalities, published on Gawker.
Ensign In Sin
John Ensign resigned, blaming “turbulence,”
But we blame his concupiscence.
When you bonk your friend’s wife,
You’re going to screw up your life —
It’s not the turbulence, stupid, it’s the tumescence!


