The Homeboy Conservative

Gov. Rick Scott told black lawmakers, “It’s true —
I grew up poor in the projects, like you.
And though I dance like a spazz,
I really dig jazz,
And fried chicken and watermelon, too!”

“Blacks are some of my best friends,
Like the home girl I picked for Lieutens,
I get down with the dozens
And one dated my cousin,
Oh, and I listen to Usher on the weekends!”

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