Verbatim

Oh, why do you bring this up again? Smoking. Listen, it’s bad habit, but I have it. It’s a legal product. I choose to smoke. Leave me alone.

— House Speaker John Boehner (R-OH), in a Fox News Sunday interview, showing annoyance when host Chris Wallace asked, “Why don’t you stop smoking?”

Verbatim

Heck, all they needed to do was to ask him, ‘Hey, Todd, have you been hanging out with hookers in Anchorage?’

— Polebrity Sarah Palin, quoted by the New York Daily News, about the “recent B.S. about Todd being all caught up in this prostitution ring in Anchorage.”