Public reading requires good locution
And the outgoing persona of a showman.
But one thing you really need
Before you begin to read
Is knowledge of what’s in the Constitution.
Connect:
Republican Reading Wreck
Poetic Justice
Trump’s renaming of Lake Ontario has created a litmus test —
Yield, and rename it Lake America, at Donald Trump’s behest,
Like Google and Apple, which already capitulated,
Changing the name just like Dear Leader stipulated,
But there’s one defiant holdout — the original mapping site, Mapquest.
