Oh no, come on, say it ain’t so, Joe!
The ballots are counted and the winner you know, Joe.
We realize you feel lousy,
That your new senator’s Murkowski,
But just let it go and get on with the show, Joe.
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Miller Sues Again
Poetic Justice
Trump’s renaming of Lake Ontario has created a litmus test —
Yield, and rename it Lake America, at Donald Trump’s behest,
Like Google and Apple, which already capitulated,
Changing the name just like Dear Leader stipulated,
But there’s one defiant holdout — the original mapping site, Mapquest.
