At Pensito Review, we eschew Xmas craze,
Preferring to observe heathen holy days.
And while it doesn’t please us
To perpetuate Baby Jesus,
Still, we offer you a hearty “Happy Holidays!”
Connect:
Bah! Humbug! Begrudged
Poetic Justice
Trump’s renaming of Lake Ontario has created a litmus test —
Yield, and rename it Lake America, at Donald Trump’s behest,
Like Google and Apple, which already capitulated,
Changing the name just like Dear Leader stipulated,
But there’s one defiant holdout — the original mapping site, Mapquest.
Buck, you’ve done IT again. Love it!