I am the best candidate for the United States Senate in South Carolina and I am also the best person to be TIME magazine’s Man of the Year.
— Uber-campaigner Alvin Greene, in an interview with TIME magazine.
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Poetic Justice
Trump’s renaming of Lake Ontario has created a litmus test —
Yield, and rename it Lake America, at Donald Trump’s behest,
Like Google and Apple, which already capitulated,
Changing the name just like Dear Leader stipulated,
But there’s one defiant holdout — the original mapping site, Mapquest.
