Poetic Justice
Trump’s renaming of Lake Ontario has created a litmus test —
Yield, and rename it Lake America, at Donald Trump’s behest,
Like Google and Apple, which already capitulated,
Changing the name just like Dear Leader stipulated,
But there’s one defiant holdout — the original mapping site, Mapquest.
Hmmm…live oak trees and an above-the-ground tomb. Looks suspiciously like Louisiana. Or is it?
No Garry, it’s good old Florida. That’s actually just a monument, engraved with names going back to the Seminole Wars.