Most Popular Baby Names Deny Recession

LaurenKidsSomewhere a team of psychologists is researching why, during the brink of economic collapse, new parents chose to christen their babies with names right off the roster of a Society Hill private school. According to a list released annually for Mother’s Day by the Social Security Administration, every baby born in 2009 will someday wear Ralph Lauren. In order, here are the most pretentious popular girls’ names:
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“I wouldn’t say it’s failed yet. What I would say is what we attempted to do … didn’t work.”

Doug Suttles, chief operating officer of BP, commenting on the company’s attempt to use a “containment box” to catch oil and funnel it to a tanker.