Political Wind Vanes
If it’s political office you seek,
You’d better be strong, not weak.
Stake out your position
And stay true to your mission,
Or you’ll end up like Crist, Rubio and Meek.
Poetic Justice
In the diplomatic ranks, trained professionals toil,
To keep the peace and tamp down foreign turmoil.
But for Greek ambassador,
Trump picked an artful dodger —
The grifting, drunken blackmailer Kimberly Guilfoyle.
