Anyone who has ever doubted Glenn Beck is a paid shill, a hack entertainer, a performer first and a genuine anything a distant second, needs to watch this video from his 1986 radio days. The chimp is the smartest one in the clip.
Pundits say that Trump’s $5,000 midterm bribe was an overreach,
And they agree that if lies were a crime, he’d be impeached.
Despite all the dividend promises he’s made,
The fact is, not one has ever been paid,
So even before the midterms, he already owes us $8,000* each.
*$5000 stimulus checks via “DOGE dividend”; $2000 stimulus checks via a “tariff dividend”; $1000-plus checks via “savings” from expiring Affordable Care Act subsidies
Too bad the chimp didn’t sling some of that same stuff Beck dishes out.