This is a much better campaign than I ran in 1988, and I’m impressed.
— Michael Dukakis, quoted by the New York Observer, on Sen. Barack Obama’s presidential campaign
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Pundits say that Trump’s $5,000 midterm bribe was an overreach,
And they agree that if lies were a crime, he’d be impeached.
Despite all the dividend promises he’s made,
The fact is, not one has ever been paid,
So even before the midterms, he already owes us $8,000* each.
*$5000 stimulus checks via “DOGE dividend”; $2000 stimulus checks via a “tariff dividend”; $1000-plus checks via “savings” from expiring Affordable Care Act subsidies
As Alan Borowitz would probably say, was that comment printed in Duh Magazine?