Here’s your chance to Palin-ize your name without having to become a member of the most rapidly expanding family in America. Just type in your actual first name, and viola — the Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator will come up with a Trig/Bristol/Track/Willow/Piper version.
What was Trish, you ask? Strike Chipper Palin. Yeah, I can feel that.
Another winner from Jacksonville Confidential
Pundits say that Trump’s $5,000 midterm bribe was an overreach,
And they agree that if lies were a crime, he’d be impeached.
Despite all the dividend promises he’s made,
The fact is, not one has ever been paid,
So even before the midterms, he already owes us $8,000* each.
*$5000 stimulus checks via “DOGE dividend”; $2000 stimulus checks via a “tariff dividend”; $1000-plus checks via “savings” from expiring Affordable Care Act subsidies
I am Molton Contra Palin. I think I’ll keep it. It said I could be President some day with a name like that LOL.
“Buck” translates to Drink Hack Palin.
My “real” name translates to Lean Pipe Palin.
Oh my.