Just like Bush? You have to be a Bush supporter to see the president speak, but to log on to the McCain campaign web site, they want you to state whether you’re a supporter, undecided, or not registered to vote. Unfortunately, there’s no category fo, “Wouldn’t Vote for You if a Dirty Bomb Were Pointed at My Head.”
Pundits say that Trump’s $5,000 midterm bribe was an overreach,
And they agree that if lies were a crime, he’d be impeached.
Despite all the dividend promises he’s made,
The fact is, not one has ever been paid,
So even before the midterms, he already owes us $8,000* each.
*$5000 stimulus checks via “DOGE dividend”; $2000 stimulus checks via a “tariff dividend”; $1000-plus checks via “savings” from expiring Affordable Care Act subsidies
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