Romney Kickin’ Da 904: ‘Oh, You’ve Got Some Bling-Bling Here’

Mitt Romney was in da Ville on Monday, kickin’ it on ML King Day:

“Who let the dogs out?”
– Mitt Romney

In his dress shirt and tie, and with his unwavering smile, he walked over and posed for photographs with a group of black youngsters. Putting his arm around a teenage girl, he waved to the cameras and offered, “Who let the dogs out?” He added a tepid “woof woof.”

Somewhere, the Baha Men, the Bahamian group whose 2000 song the candidate was referencing, must have been shuddering…

Later, Mr. Romney admired a child’s gold necklace and said, “Oh, you’ve got some bling-bling here.”

To their credit, none of the young people got up in Romney’s grill for acting such a fool.

Heath Ledger, Dead at 28

Heath Ledger, 2006 Academy Award nominee for his role in “Brokeback Mountain,” has died in his home in New York:

He was found dead in his bed in one of his residences in Soho by his housekeeper at 3:35 PM ET today. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ they believe it was not a crime, adding that prescription pills were found near his body.

According to NYPD a masseuse arrived at Ledger’s apartment and was let in by a housekeeper. When Ledger didn’t answer his bedroom door, the housekeeper and the masseuse opened it and found him unconscious. They attempted to wake him; when they couldn’t, they called 911.

We’re told when paramedics responded, the actor was in full cardiac arrest. They attempted to perform CPR on him, but were unsuccessful. He was pronounced dead at the scene.

The 28-year-old actor has a two year old daughter with former fiancee Michelle Williams — they separated in September, 2007. He plays The Joker in the upcoming Batman film, “The Dark Knight” and is perhaps best known for his groundbreaking role as Ennis in “Brokeback Mountain.”

Quote du Jour

There are no atheists in a foxhole and there are, apparently, no atheists in the Ku Klux Klan. God sometimes moves in mysterious ways, His lip service to exact.

— Mignon McLaughlin (1913-1983) American author and journalist

Abandoned by God, Huckabee Needs a New Miracle

The problem with crediting God for your successes, as Mike Huckabee did in November when he claimed that his rise in the polls was a divine miracle, is that when things go badly, as they are for him now, there can only be one explanation for the reversal: God is expressing His disfavor.

Despite what evangelicals tell themselves — as creationists, they still believe the sun and stars rotate around them — there simply are not enough true believers to win the presidency. Never have been and never will be. Thank God.

A chronic lack of campaign money may finally be catching up to Mike Huckabee.

After a disappointing loss to Senator John McCain in the South Carolina primary — in a state his campaign considered among the most favorable in the country for his evangelical-populist message — Mr. Huckabee has cancelled press buses or charter flights to conserve his cash…

He won the Iowa Republican caucuses by relying on his quick wit, oratory and as many talk-show appearances as he could schedule. He traveled with the actor Chuck Norris and played the bass guitar with local rock bands to help attract crowds.

His Iowa victory drew more attention and several millions of dollars in new contributions, his advisers said, but he spent relatively heavily in South Carolina and his loss there has extinguished his Iowa momentum.

His pullback from Florida and the biggest Feb. 5 states is likely to remove him from serious contention for the nomination, although Mr. Huckabee said he did not believe he was out of it yet.

What’s really going on here, of course, has nothing to do with God and everything to do with political science. The sham marriage between the Republican Party and Christian nationalists has come undone, in large part because during the six years Republicans had complete control of the government, they did not nothing to further the evangelical agenda to amend the Constitution to prohibit abortions and gay marriage.

Except for Sen. Sam Brownback, who dropped out last fall, Huckabee was the only evangelical candidate among the Republicans. But support for him was so tepid that TV preacher Pat Robertson endorsed Rudolph Giuliani, quixotically hoping to build a movement among terror-addicted Christianists behind the tough-talking, albeit thrice-married and socially liberal, mayor of 9/11. When that didn’t work, Christian conservatives had nowhere to go but Huckabee.

Like Robertson, who came in second in the Iowa caucuses in 1988 before flaming out, Huckabee never had, nor ever would have, the support of the Republican establishment. This is especially so because he often spouts populist ideals,which are anathematic to today’s GOP and its helter-skelter drive to hand over U.S. treasure and sovereignty to multinational corporations.

Huckabee never had the money; he had only raised $2.3 million in the first three quarters of 2007. But mainly, he never had the votes. Despite what evangelicals tell themselves — as creationists, they still believe the sun and stars rotate around them — there simply are not enough Christian nationalists to win the presidency. Never have been and never will be.

Thank God.

Rudy on the Ropes – Running on ‘9/11 24/7’ Puts Him 3rd in Florida, 2nd in NY, But He Says All Is Going According To Plan

Running exclusively on a platform of “9/11 24/7” appears not be working out so well for Rudolph Giuliani. Too bad (for him), it’s all he’s got.

“What happened is, it became a competitive race.”
– Giuliani

Rasumussen yesterday:

The latest Rasmussen Reports telephone survey finds Mitt Romney with a slight lead in Florida’s Republican Presidential Primary. John McCain and Rudy Giuliani are close behind in what may develop into a three-man race. It’s Romney at 25 percent, McCain at 20 percent, and Giuliani at 19 percent. Romney has picked up seven points over the past week while McCain and Giuliani each inched up a point … Mike Huckabee has slipped to 13 percent in the current poll.

But the worst news for Rudy may be waiting back home when New York state votes in its primaries on Feb. 5:

The WNBC/Marist Poll in New York shows McCain beating Giuliani 32 to 22 percent, followed by Mitt Romney at 14 percent and Mike Huckabee at 11 percent, with Fred Thompson trailing at 4 percent. Fifteen percent of 401 Republicans polled last week were undecided. The survey has a margin of error of plus or minus 5 percent.

A second poll, by Siena College Research Institute, found the former New York mayor trailing the Arizona senator by 12 points for the New York primary Feb. 5. Siena put Giuliani second, with 24 percent of support among Republicans, behind McCain’s 36 percent. Romney had 10 percent, Huckabee 7 percent, and Thompson 6 percent. That poll has a margin of error of 7.4 percent.

About six weeks ago, Giuliani had a commanding, 33-point lead over the then-number two candidate, John McCain. Yesterday, he explained the new dynamics to New York Newsday:

“What happened is, it became a competitive race,” he said during a stop at Daytona International Speedway, where he rode his campaign bus around the banked NASCAR track. He said all the candidates who recently descended here were “in a very similar situation” and called the race “wide open.”

“It’s playing out the way we thought it would,” he said.

Yes, all according to plan.