The Place Where Bad Gifts Go

bad giftsHaving just wrapped up the gift-wrap season, it is perhaps an appropriate time to reflect on the practice of giving and getting matter. Even more appropriate, however, would be to visit the Bad Gift Emporium.

There you will find a gallery of really terrible gifts, from the poor schmuck whose parents brought him hotel amenities from their trip to the Bahamas, to the guy whose neighbor gave him a jar of homemade pickled hot dogs. The gifts portrayed at the Emporium run the gamut, from the thoughtless to the tasteless to the clueless.

Many of them are available for trade or purchase, depending on the degree of attachment the owner feels for the stuff. And you can submit your own crappy gifts, though we suspect that nothing you got for Xmas compares with the guy whose Uncle Tim gave him a jar of pickled turkey gizzards.

Enjoy!

Huckabee Delayed Disaster Aid Over Objection to Insurance Term ‘Act of God’

On “Meet the Press” on Sunday, Gov. Mike Huckabee, the ordained Baptist preacher, claimed his record in office proves that he has not allowed his religion to influence the way he governs:

“Acts of God” had a long history in English maritime law and was standard language in many insurance policies.

Never would I want to use the government institutions to impose my or anybody else’s faith or to restrict…

If people want to know how I would blend these issues, the best way to look at it is how I served as a governor. I didn’t ever propose a bill that we would remove the Capitol dome of Arkansas and replace it with a steeple. You know, we didn’t do tent revivals on the grounds of the Capitol. But my faith is important to me.

While it’s true he didn’t deface the state capitol or hold tent revivals on public property, he did allow his faith to interfere with his governing in a way that could have had serious consequences.

In March 1997, after a tornado ripped through Arkadelphia killing six people and destroying over 70 businesses downtown, Gov. Huckabee held up disaster funding for weeks because he objected to the insurance industry’s term for destruction-by-tornado: “act of God”:
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Patti Davis Is Not Flattered by GOP Candidates’ Pale Imitations of Her Father

Interesting op-ed in Newsweek from Ronald Reagan’s daughter, Patti:

“We are being told that a competent, trustworthy president is someone who brandishes his religion like a neon sign, loads a gun and goes out hunting for beautiful winged creatures, and tries to imitate a past president (who, by the way, never shot a bird or felt the need to imitate anybody).”
— Patti Davis

On Friday’s “Today Show,” Mitt Romney again brandished my father’s name, and claimed that, just as Ronald Reagan ended the Cold War, Romney can effectively govern and manage foreign policy in this horribly troubled world.

This, of course, was preceded by Romney’s televised speech about his religion and his personal faith — something my father would never have dreamed of doing because his faith was, well, personal.

Putting Reagan and religion aside, there’s another great issue consuming the 2008 campaign. Who is the more authentic, experienced hunter? Romney has claimed to be a “lifelong hunter.” Huckabee said liar, liar, pants on fire (OK, not his exact words, but close) because Romney has only ventured out twice to slaughter animals. “I think it was a major mistake,” said Huckabee, a former Arkansas governor. “It would be like me saying I’ve been a lifelong golfer because I played putt-putt when I was nine years old and I rode in a golf cart a couple of times.” Oh great, now the candidates are worried about miniature golf.

To prove his virility, Huckabee has been photographed in those ridiculous hunting clothes holding a large rifle and several dead pheasants. Lest we forget about God, Huckabee’s campaign offered up a special Christmas advertisement –complete with the now famous “floating cross” behind him — something Huckabee has said was simply a bookcase. Yes, with the books removed and lit with a golden glow that looked like the Star of Bethlehem had been summoned for duty in a political ad.

So, apparently, we are being told that a competent, trustworthy president is someone who brandishes his religion like a neon sign, loads a gun and goes out hunting for beautiful winged creatures, and tries to imitate a past president (who, by the way, never shot a bird or felt the need to imitate anybody).

Davis closes by wishing that we could “leave the ducks, the rabbits, the deer alone, and focus on a world that is aching with strife, that is weighed down by wars and conflicts, not to mention disease and hunger in vast stretches of Africa” — and by suggesting that “imitation is not the sincerest form of flattery; it’s just an indication that the imitator is going through a serious identity crisis.”