Confessions of a ‘Bush Hater’

“Bush hater” is a term invented by people who didn’t like being called “Clinton haters” because it was true. I don’t mind being called a Bush hater because it is not.

My antipathy for George Bush is a thousand miles wide and a micro-millimeter deep. Underneath that thin veneer of dislike lurks one million metric tons of couldn’t-care-less.

On that glorious day when he goes back to Crawford for good – and the world once again becomes safe for democracy – before the sun sets, I will have forgotten him. Seriously. George who?

(For Mr. Bush, I predict the transition from Worst President Ever to Worst Ex-President Ever will be seamless. He’ll be content, finally, to have nothing on his schedule but working on his abs. We won’t be hearing much from him. I mean, it’s not like he’s going to write a book.)

What sets Mr. Bush apart from past presidents is how woefully ill-equipped he was for the job when he took office. His staff might have compensated for his incompetence if it hadn’t been for the bad luck thrown their way. But isn’t crisis management the most important qualification for the presidency?

With the exception of hardcore ideological issues that might benefit his constituents, such as his very effective redistribution of wealth from the middle class up to the super-rich, Bush has bungled issues that have come up both large and small – from 9/11 to stem cell resarch, from the war in Iraq to Social Security “reform,” from the death of Terri Schiavo to the nomination of Harriet Miers.

The president’s incompetence is compounded by his blindness to it. He lacks the mental discipline to undertake analysis or introspection, which renders him bereft of the fundamental tools required to take corrective action when he makes mistakes.

Basic communications skills are another minimum requirement for the presidency in the TV age. But this president is hands down the worst public speaker in modern politics. His speechifying style is bizarre. The … staccato … way he … talks … grinds on the brain of the listener. He sounds like Capt. James T. Kirk doing a hillbilly accent with a mouth full of marbles.

The good ol’ boy demeanor he projects strains credulity. Why would a pampered, prep-schooled aristocrat, born to parents whose combined lineage includes America’s wealthiest and WASP-iest families, adopt the persona of a back-slappin’ backy-chawin’ goober?

And that is the final point, he did not get where he is on his merits – he became president because he had the right name. Every single other thing about him is built on fiction.

Failing upward into the presidency is just un-American.

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Polls: It’s How You Word the Question

In a word: According to National Journal’s PollTrack, four new surveys on the Iraq conflict suggest that wording — “mistake” vs. “worth it” — can make a difference in the answers to poll questions about the war.

In a CNN/Gallup/USA Today survey in mid-December, 52% of respondents said they felt the war was a mistake, a 4-point gain from earlier in the month.

A 49% plurality of respondents to a new Associated Press/Ipsos Public Affairs poll said the same — 42% said the U.S. made the right decision in going to war.

But does the word “mistake” change the connotations of the question? ABC News/Washington Post pollsters suggest that 47% of respondents think the war was worth fighting — just 6 points less than those who don’t think the conflict was worth its costs. It’s a similar split to the “mistake” questions, but the split is dramatically narrower than it was in early November, when 38% said the war was worth it and 60% said it wasn’t.

New numbers from Zogby are even closer, with 51% saying the war wasn’t worth its costs, compared to 49% saying it was. That’s roughly the same as an early December survey that put 49% on each side.

Another question from CNN/Gallup/USA Today pollsters showed Americans frowning on recent reports that the government paid Iraqi newspapers to publish favorable stories about the United States — 72% said it was inappropriate. About 4 in 10 said it would bother them a great deal if the charges were true; 24% said it would trouble them a fair amount, and 36% said it wouldn’t bother them much or at all.

More Reasons Why I’m Glad I’m Not George W. Bush

The cruelist month: If I were George W. Bush, I would definitely NOT be looking forward to this January. With the holidays receding, it looks like January is going to be colder than Newt Gingrich’s heart for the prez.

Here are some of the things I’m looking forward to watching the Worst President Ever deal with in the weeks to come:

  • Illegal wiretaps
  • “Dark prisons” and torture policy
  • Sam Alito’s Supreme Court confirmation hearings
  • Republican corruption scandals
  • Congressional debate over permanent tax cuts, “deficit reduction” and extension of the U.S. Patriot Act
  • Quarterly “progress” reports on Iraq to Congress
  • The “guest worker” plan to inhibit illegal immigration
  • Hurricane Katrina response and ongoing whitewash
  • Unchecked executive power
  • Investigations into the lies that led to the Iraq War
  • Bourbon

Yep, should be an interesting year for the prez and his Repug cronies. Now, if only the Dems can get it together enough to capitalize on the wingnuts’ weaknesses ….

Bullets Over Miami

It was New Year’s Eve 2005. There I was, hunkered down in my little bungalow, scotch in hand, trying to keep the dogs from freaking out over the fireworks and occasional gunfire that characterize my neighborhood on the last night of the year. We don’t go out on New Year’s in Miami — too dangerous.

One of those gun-totin’ cowboys shot and killed my cable on New Year’s Eve

So there I was, anticipating watching the ball drop and seeing Dick Clark’s holographic projection “live” from Times Square or watching Anderson Cooper being kissed by a drag queen in Key West, when all of a sudden, the TV went blue. Flicking through the channels, I was greated by blue, blue, blue screens. So I poured another scotch and listened to the firecrackers, bottle rockets and occasional semi-automatic gunfire until the old year rolled over.

Come to find out today that one of those gun-totin’ cowboys killed my cable. Apparently, Comcast had a devil of a time tracking down the source of the problem — a bullet hole in one of its main fiber-optic lines. So me and about 50,000 of my neighbors were forced to have a television-less New Year’s, which gave us time to reflect on a monumentally crappy old year and list our resolutions for the hopefully less-crappy new one.

Resolution #1: Stay home and helmeted and flak-jacketed next New Year’s Eve.

Poll: 88% Are ‘Concerned’ About Domestic Spying

Warrantless wiretaps : Do Americans care whether their government spies on them? The Bush Administration desperately hopes not.

The poll showed that 88 percent were “concerned,” and 54 percent were “very concerned,” about domestic spying and other government intrusions into the privacy of citizens.

They’re betting the farm that most Americans won’t mind that the president broke the law if they are convinced he did it to protect them.

But if a new private poll is any indication of public sensitivities on the issue, they may have bought the farm instead.

According to the New York Times, results of a poll for the Ponemon Institute, a privacy consulting firm, showed that on the subject of domestic spying and other government intrusions into the privacy of citizens, 88 percent of Americans were “concerned,” and 54 percent were “very concerned.”

Lawrence Ponemon, the institute’s founder, said that the 88 percent concerned about government intrusion is about double the number concerned about corporate privacy breaches like data theft at banks and credit card companies and similar security lapses.

The poll was taken after the New York Times revealed that Mr. Bush okayed hundreds of warrantless wiretaps on U.S. citizens despite legal prohibitions against it.

Breaking News: Up or Down Vote on Hunkering Down

Lake Superior State University has released its 2006 List of Banished Words , as it has every Jan. 1 since 1976. Words and phrases are nominated by people the world over for their “mis-use, over-use and general uselessness.” Previous winners have included “user friendly,” “at this point in time,” and “have a nice day.” A selection from the new list includes:

HUNKER DOWN – To brace oneself, in anticipation of media onslaught. Trotted out in reports about everything from politics to hurricanes. “I have a hankering to ban all of this hunkering.” – Kate Rabe Forgach, Fort Collins, Colo.

PERSON OF INTEREST – Found within the context of legal commentary, but seldom encountered at cocktail parties. “People with guns want to talk with you.” – Melissa Carroll from Greensboro, NC. “Does this mean the rest of us are too boring to deal with?” – Patricia Johnson from Mechanicsville, Va.

COMMUNITY OF LEARNERS – A five-dollar phrase on a nickel-errand. Value-added into many higher education mission statements. “Not to be confused with ‘school.'” – Jim Howard from Mishawa, Ind.

UP OR DOWN VOTE – A casualty of today’s partisanship. No discussion on this one; the committee just tossed a coin. “I see a bright future for ex-senators as elevator operators.” — Allan Dregseth, Fargo, ND.

BREAKING NEWS – Once it stopped presses. Now it’s a lower-intestinal condition brought about by eating dinner during newscasts. “Now they have to interrupt my supper to tell me that Katie Holmes is pregnant.” — Michael Raczko, Swanton, Ohio.

FEMA – Dedicated to the memory of a great federal agency consigned to the ash heap of parody. “If they don’t do anything, we don’t need their acronym.” – Josh Hamilton, Tucson, Ariz.

Nominations for the list can be made anytime throughout the year. To submit a word for the 2007 list, go to www.lssu.edu/banished.

Bush’s Presidency Is at Stake in November – Vicious Campaign to Stave Off Impeachment Starts Today

Must-win: The start of 2006 signals the beginning of what will undoubtedly be a nasty election year. As of today, Team Bush is officially in war mode. Every move they make from now until November will be calibrated for maximum benefit to GOP candidates in the mid-term elections.

The GOP faces a political disaster roughly the magnitude of Watergate, and there is every reason to expect that this will be the most hard-fought mid-term election in memory. Fortunately for them, they have one factor working in their favor: Their enemy is us.

What is at stake is Mr. Bush’s viability as president. In public, Republicans may sneer at the idea that the president could be impeached, but if the Democrats regain control of either body, investigations into the administration’s actions on a whole host of matters would begin forthwith. Any one of those investigations could reveal crimes and/or cover-ups – and everybody knows it.

The list of Bush scandals that have been whitewashed by the corrupt Republicans who control the Congress is breathtaking. Here are the major ones:

  • Voting irregularities in 2000 and 2004
  • Cheney’s Enron-designed energy plan in 2001
  • Response to 9/11
  • War lies and/or gross official negligence in sending the nation to war on bad intel
  • The CIA leak and cover-up
  • The Downing Street memos
  • The disastrous Katrina response
  • Abramoff lobbying scandals
  • Deliberately and repeatedly violating the FISA law

Pursuing just two or three of these items, the Dems could keep the Republicans on the defensive all the way up to the 2008 presidential election.

The GOP knows it faces a political disaster in the order of magnitude of Watergate. They are cornered and there is every reason to expect that this will be the most hard-fought mid-term election in memory.

Fortunately for them, however, they have one factor working in their favor: Their enemy is us.

Yesterday, on the Sunday news chat shows, Liberal Oasis spotted two leading Dems still playing softball – or was it footsie? – with Mr. Bush:

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2005: Year One

Ten years ago, what American would have believed they’d someday be living in a country that denies global warming and evolution? In 2005, nature provided all the proof of herself we need.

The Sierra Club is calling it Year One. Bill McKibben:

So far we’ve raised the temperature of the planet by about one degree, and that’s been enough to set the poles to melting and the winds to roaring. Even if, right now, we started doing all that we could to overhaul our energy economy, we’d probably still be stuck with a couple more degrees of warming, and the world would change more profoundly than at any time in human history.

…a month before Katrina hit, [the] Massachusetts Institute of Technology…published a landmark paper in the British science magazine Nature showing that in the past half century tropical storms have been lasting 60 percent longer and spinning winds 50 percent more powerful. Two weeks after Katrina struck, Science published another paper, by a Georgia Institute of Technology team, demonstrating that Category 4 and 5 hurricanes have become twice as likely in recent decades… Katrina, a Category 1 storm when it crossed Florida, roared to monster size in the abnormally hot waters of the Gulf. Within a day, a million people were homeless. That’s far too many, we soon found out, for the federal government to cope with. And it’s just the beginning…

Katrina cast up ironies like so much flotsam and jetsam. The storm, for instance, wreaked particular vengeance on Mississippi, a state governed by Haley Barbour (R), who in an earlier incarnation as a GOP power broker and energy lobbyist helped persuade President George W. Bush to renege on his promise to treat carbon dioxide as a pollutant. Thanks to Barbour and the other lobbyists-turned-administrators who throng the White House, the federal government has done exactly nothing to slow the progress of climate change. Today we’re emitting 20 percent more carbon than we were in 1990, when scientists were first issuing their prescient warnings. […]