Borowitz joked in his column today that Bush would beg for a do-over by firing Rumsfeld.
The White House just scheduled a 1 p.m. Eastern time news conference with a major announcement by Bush. Hmmmm. Wonder what it will be?
In the wee hours of the morning after American voters swept his party from power, President George W. Bush made an extraordinary appearance on national television to ask the national electorate for a “do-over.”
Millions of viewers were tuned into televised Election Night coverage when Mr. Bush, using the nation’s Emergency Broadcasting System, interrupted those telecasts to make a direct appeal to the American people…
Mr. Bush said that if the American people would grant him a do-over, he would gladly fire Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, referring to his longtime Cabinet member as “that loser.”
