Imagine — A Room Full of Katherine Harrises

What the Kat dragged in: I just love this story, but don’t think my tender constitution could handle a room full of Katherine Harris look-alikes:

With Senator Bill Nelson running far ahead of US Representative Catherine Harris in the polls, Florida Democrats are pretty happy about his re-election prospects — but one of the party’s debate-watching parties tonight could be a real drag.

The Florida Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual and Transgendered Democratic Caucus will host a debate watch party featuring a Katherine Harris look-alike contest in Broward County. The contest is set for 9 p.m., right after the debate, and is open to both men and women.

The $10-per-person event is scheduled at Rosie’s, formerly Hamburger Mary’s, in Wilton Manors. Proceeds go to the Democratic Vote Center in Fort Lauderdale.

Hillary’s Rival Says She Is Ugly

Accuses Her of Spending ‘Millions’ on Plastic Surgery

“You ever see a picture of [Hillary Clinton] back then? Whew … I don’t know why Bill married her.”
–John Spencer, Senate candidate (R-New York)

Yo mama: The latest GOP candidate to shoot his campaign in the foot is Sen. Hillary Clinton’s opponent in New York, John Spencer. pparently, Spencer dished on Mrs. Clinton’s appearance to a reporter for the New York Daily News:

Hillary Rodham Clinton’s Republican challenger reportedly accused the former first lady of being ugly and said she had “millions of dollars” in plastic surgery conducted to improve her appearance, according to Monday’s New York Daily News.

The newspaper said former Yonkers Mayor John Spencer made the remarks last Friday morning en route to the Senate campaign debate in Rochester. Spencer trails the Democratic incumbent by a wide margin in all the polls.

“You ever see a picture of her back then? Whew,” the paper reported Spencer said, referring to Clinton’s younger days. “I don’t know why Bill married her.”

The Clintons have been married more than 31 years and have a daughter together.

“She looks good now,” he was quoted as saying.

Predictably, Mr. Spencer later categorically non-deniably denied calling the senator “ugly.”

Florida’s Next Governor Might be a Democrat After All

The latest Quinnipiac University poll shows a dramatic change in the Florida governor’s race. Democrat U.S. Rep. Jim Davis is in a statistical dead heat with Republican State Attorney General Charlie Crist. The poll shows 46 percent support Crist, 44 support Davis, and 11 percent say they might still change their minds.

”We are seeing a candidate for what he really is…But it’s not going to work. We’re not stuck on stupid.”

For someone who seemed like a shoe-in the day after the primary, Crist has been unprepared for the going to be this tough. His early commercials stressed that a vote for Crist would be the next best thing to being able to vote for term-limited Jeb again.

Until Davis started pointing out some flaws in Jeb’s policies. Then Charlie — dare we say it — flip-flopped.

…Crist’s late-season conversions, coincidentally or not, target issues that Davis has been using to make inroads into Crist’s sizable lead in the polls…

”Life’s a journey,” Crist told The Miami Herald editorial board this week, explaining why he changed his mind on felons’ voting rights…

The felon-vote issue was accompanied this week by another zigzag, when Crist said he wants to allow flexibility in the way the high-stakes FCAT test is handled…

Those are all positions that Democratic opponent Jim Davis has staked out. They are also contrary to Gov. Jeb Bush’s approach — which Crist had earlier said he supported.

As the poll shows, everybody’s not buying it.

”We are seeing a candidate for what he really is — one who will do whatever it takes to win an election,” said [Democrat] Rep. Dorothy Bendross-Mendingall of Miami. “But it’s not going to work. We’re not stuck on stupid.”

And as Crist tries to distance himself from his soul-mate Jeb, he’s gotten a little taste of the big guy’s famous temper.

Some background: Crist’s ads have focused on the fact that Davis has missed votes (mostly minor ones that House Republicans have sewn up) during his campaign. After Jeb cancelled a cabinet meeting in order to give Charlie more time to campaign (Editor’s note: we’re positive Jeb would have cancelled the people’s business for a Democrat too. Not!), you could hear the testy in Jeb’s tone from here.

Citing an article in The Palm Beach Post in which Crist said he never asked for the cancellation, Bush said, “So what the heck, let’s have it.”

Finally, Florida newspapers this weekend, while still not offering proof Crist is gay, focused on his status as single and childless.

[Crist] seems to be missing one key ingredient: The typical politician pictures with his adoring wife and cute offspring.

…So does Crist’s lack of a family affect his qualifications to serve as governor?

After all, as a bachelor he has the time to devote to the demands of the office, without taking time away from his own wife and children. The same way Catholic priests can be single-minded in their devotion to their parish, Florida will get a governor who is committed full-time.

…we can’t help wonder, without those family experiences to hone skills that are also important in the political venue, can a person do as good of a job at governing and dealing with the Legislature?

Nice insertion of the priest image there. Did everyone get that? But wait, another paper took it from a different angle.

If voters choose Charlie Crist as governor, Florida won’t have a first lady. But it will have a first father.

Crist’s best friend, football-watching buddy and financial adviser is his 74-year-old father, the original Charles J. Crist, a politician in his own right who passed on his name to his only son.

You get the idea. All Davis needs now is more money since Crist’s millions have him outgunned with a deluge of ads. If you live in Florida, or if you just have some cash sitting around, go to the Davis web site and give. Hurry, the cut-off date is Nov. 2. Do it now.

Bush Lies to ABC News: Our Position Has Never Been to ‘Stay the Course’ in Iraq

If a normal president were caught telling an obvious, bald-face lie in an interview on one of the big three Sunday news programs, it would be big news. But the media has simply stopped taking seriously anything President Bush says — everything that comes out of his mouth is dismissed as spin. That’s a shame because the country needs to know that our president is a congenital liar:

STEPHANOPOULOS: James Baker says that he’s looking for something between “cut and run” and “stay the course.”

BUSH: Well, hey, listen, we’ve never been “stay the course,” George. We have been — we will complete the mission, we will do our job, and help achieve the goal, but we’re constantly adjusting to tactics. Constantly.

ThinkProgress has a round-up of quotes from the president in which he advocates “staying the course” in Iraq:

BUSH: We will stay the course. [8/30/06]

BUSH: We will stay the course, we will complete the job in Iraq. [8/4/05]

BUSH: We will stay the course until the job is done, Steve. And the temptation is to try to get the President or somebody to put a timetable on the definition of getting the job done. We’re just going to stay the course. [12/15/03]

BUSH: And my message today to those in Iraq is: We’ll stay the course. [4/13/04]

BUSH: And that’s why we’re going to stay the course in Iraq. And that’s why when we say something in Iraq, we’re going to do it. [4/16/04]

BUSH: And so we’ve got tough action in Iraq. But we will stay the course. [4/5/04]

ThinkProgress has a video of Bush caught on tape telling the lie.

Is Kerry Contributing to Another Election Loss?

John Kerry led the Democrats to defeat in 2004 — is he doing it again right now? Kerry has a campaign war chest of $14 million, and yet he has only contributed $15,000 to Democratic candidates this year. Two weeks and a day from voting, the polls show that there are new opportunities opening upfor Democrats in districts that were thought to be safe for Republicans.

Those Democrats need money — now. If Kerry holds onto his cash in 2006, we can — and will hold him responsible for losing another national election to the GOP:

As he campaigns extensively on behalf of House and Senate candidates, Senator John F. Kerry is under increasing pressure from Democratic Party leaders and activists to tap his $14 million campaign account and spread the money around to help the party’s efforts.

Kerry, a Massachusetts Democrat, has given less than $15,000 to the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee since the beginning of 2005. Though he has helped candidates in a variety of other ways, his last major financial contribution to the DSCC came a month after he lost the 2004 presidential election, when he used $1 million in leftover campaign funds to help the committee retire its debt.

Do the right thing for your party, John.